Dear Diary,
The enigma of the oven persists to this day. Why, only earlier this evening I was questing the depths of the shadow under the oven whilst my humans carelessly went about their day, oblivious to the potential danger that could be lurking under the human cooking device. I'm not sure exactly what is lurking in the shadows, but whenever it comes out I shall be waiting for it, with my deadly hunting prowess.
Until we meet again, diary.
-G